INTRODUCTION
After returning from Arctic Dirt 13 I started toying with the idea of doing a longer ride the next summer. I had of course read all of Walter Colebatch’s adventures and watched Oisin Hughes’ fantastic video series among other things, which both added fuel to the fire. The BAM road seemed to me the crown jewel of adventure riding at the time, so that was the logical heading to go to. I was pretty sure that the BAM road was not the only bad section of road in Russia and started mapping out other smaller roads and tracks too. I wanted to ride from Helsinki to Baikal, around it and back. Since I was there I thought I’d have a look at Altai and Mongolia too, not forgetting the Ural mountains.
A vague route started to form and I figured I could do it in two months and twenty thousand kilometers. I planned to do normal bike maintenance and service every five thousand kilometers. I split the ride into four sections with service breaks in Omsk, Ulan Ude and Novosibirsk. I originally planned the second service break into Ulan Bataar, but changed it to Ulan Ude so that I wouldn’t have to ship tyres to Mongolia.
The team
I’m used to riding solo but for this trip I thought I’d try to hook up with another rider if possible. If it didn’t work out, I’d ride solo but would have to opt for a safer route. On some of the local rides I had gotten to know a guy with a BMW 650 XChallenge. He had already been on a ride to western Russia and was big on finding new routes. I pitched the idea to him and after some soul searching he was in.
During the Moroccan Black Hole Turkey Tour 13 in November 2013, I mentioned my plans to the other riders in the group. In the last day Juha aka. The Walrus asked a lot of questions concerning the ride. I had met him previously through work and we had ridden in the same enduro camp in Estonia earlier in 2013. I couldn’t say that I knew him well, but what I did know was that he was a very good rider, a good mechanic and generally a relaxed and nice guy to be around. So I was very happy when he asked whether there would be any chance to join the team. Come December he was the owner of a brand new KTM 690 Enduro R K13. In my not so humble opinion the best year, but that’s another story entirely.
Our team of three was not to be as my friend on the XChallenge pulled out in January 2014 due to injury. So Juha and I would be a two man team. Both KTM 690 Enduro R K13’s, which somewhat simplified things. We spent the best part of winter planning and building the bikes, sorting out logistics of spare parts and planning travel gear. The bikes were more or less finished by May so we went on a four day test run to Northern Finland. The legendary Mongolian Cosmonaut, Mishutka, had organized all tyres and oil to the three service break cities. On June 28th we were ready to ride.
THE RIDE JOURNALS
During the ride I kept a ride journal on my laptop. It became a habit to write in my tent before going to sleep every night. I cherished the moments with my earphones on, going through the events of the day. Completely oblivious to the world around me. I used to do the pen and notebook routine, but it just became too tedious to rewrite everything on the laptop from scribbled notes. Besides my shorthand is so bad, even I can’t read it. So here is my story of the ride. It will be published chronologically, as it happened. I’ve split it into separate weeks for easier reading.
PREPARATION
The preparation phase is as much fun as the ride itself, and I documented the key areas. Now, after the ride, I find it amusing to read some of the stuff I wrote back then. The enthusiasm, excitement and sheer amount of energy that was poured into the project made up for a lot of the inexperience.
THE POST MORTEM
The seven week ride was a great opportunity to thoroughly test our gear from the bikes to riding and camping gear. Here are the articles related to validating or debunking our speculations and conclusions prior to deciding what to take along.
Terve Jussi!
Sain Ramilta tiedon blogistasi. Varmasti mielenkiintoinen ja rohkea reissu. Lycka till!
Eki
Good start, good luck!
I wish you lots of good luck! Enjoy your journey!
Keep eye on mr.Walrus blood sugar. Always keep snickers or jagermeister close, wired up walrus and hi performace dirtbike is unpredictable combination!
Have fun Mates!!
The plan looks great! Only minor problem is the riders, at least one of them ๐
Keep posting updates if you can so that we can give you some advices what you should do ๐ I have popcorns and cold beer ready, so I’m well prepared for the journey! But please don’t send any pics of smelly socks so that I can keep eating my popcorns… Or maybe I should switch to dried apples because of the good old times.
Yo Akseli, I’ve got a stash. thus far he’s been Mr. Happy despite blowing up a beer can in a dry bag with his sleeping bag, a radiator with disappearing coolant and dropping his tent on a logging road and riding back 20 km to get it. BTW, you were right about the rear brake pads. Check out the Twitter feed. Done in five days. Luckily I’ve got an extra pair, and only…..55 days to go. So who sells KTM pads in Russia anyway?
Jukka, I remember you making me smell your base layer after your ascent of Denali. Send me your address, I’ve got some plastic base layers headed your way in two months. ๐
Be cool my friend.
Spasibo! Ja izuchaju vash marshrut. Stranno, chto net russkogo yazyka.
Hello the hobo , jeff with the 990.. I hope you have good fun. Was thinking about you with all this rain.I am stuck in barnaul due to Sprocket damaged but should be fixed tomorrow and i will rock again going to altai..thanks for the sticker already on the big sister. Have fun guys and take care . jeff
Hey Jeff! Sorry to hear about your trouble with the sprocket. I hope you have it fixed! We too were drenched in the Altai, but the weather cleared up and we had a dry week in Mongolia. Now in Ulan Ude. Be safe my friend.
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ะัะตะณะพ ั ะพัะพัะตะณะพ.
ะก ัะฒะฐะถะตะฝะธะตะผ
ะะฐัะธะฝะฐ
ะัะธะฒะตั ะะฐัะธะฝะฐ!
ะกะฟะฐัะธะฑะพ! ะะตะผะฝะพะณะพ ะฑะพะปะตะฝ, ะฝะพ ะฒัะต ั ะพัะพัะพ. ะะฐะฒััะฐ ะผั ะฟะพะนะดะตะผ ั ะกะ ะฒ ะขัะฝะดะต. ะั ัะฒะธะดะธะผ ะะฐะนะบะฐะป ะฝะฐ ัะตะฒะตัะต. ะกะตะฒะตัะพะฑะฐะนะบะฐะปััะบ, ั ะดัะผะฐั. ะะะ ัััะดะฝะพ ะฒ ััะพะผ ะณะพะดั. ะะฝะพะณะพ ะดะพะถะดั, ะผะฝะพะณะธะต ะฒะพะดั.
ะัะตะณะพ ั ะพัะพัะตะณะพ.
ะฎััะธ
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ะฃ ัะตะฑั ะฟัะพะณัะตัั ะฒ ัะฒะพัะผ ััััะบะพะผ!
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ะะพะบะฐ!
ะัะธะฒะตั ะะฐัะธะฝะฐ!
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ะ ัััะบะธะน ัะทัะบ ะปัััะต. ะะพ ะทะดะตัั ะฝะธะบัะพ ะฝะต ะณะพะฒะพัะธั ะตั ะฐัั, ะพะฝะธ ะณะพะฒะพััั ะธะดัะธ. ะะตะผะฝะพะณะพ ัััะฐะฝะฝะพ …
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ะะพะบะฐ!
Jopas kundit painaa tosissaan kaukana kotoa. Pysykaa polulla ja katse eteenpain;)
ะะฐัะฝะธ ะฟัะธะฒะตั! ะัะถะฝะฐ ะปะธ ะฒะฐะผ ะฟะพะผะพัั ะฒ ะะพะฒะพัะธะฑะธััะบะต? ะะฐะบ ะดะพะปะณะพ ะฒั ะฑัะดะตัะต ะฝะฐั ะพะดะธััั ะฒ ะะพะฒะพัะธะฑะธััะบะต? ะะพะฑัะพ ะฟะพะถะฐะปะพะฒะฐัั ะฒ ะณะพััะธ. ะะพะฒะพัะธะฑะธััะบ ัะป. ะะพะฑะพะฒะฐ 52. ะฃะดะฐัะธ!
ะัะธะฒะตั ะญะดัะฐัะด! ะั ะพะฑัะปัะถะธะฒะฐะตะผ ะผะพัะพัะธะบะปั ัะตะณะพะดะฝั ะธ ะธะดัะธ ะฝะฐ ะทะฐะฟะฐะด ะทะฐะฒััะฐ. ะัะต ั ะพัะพัะพ. ะกะฟะฐัะธะฑะพ!
ะะธะดะตะป ะฒะฐัะธ ะผะพัะพัะธะบะปั. ะกะดะตะปะฐะป ัะพัะพ! ะฃ ะผะตะฝั ััะดะพะผ ะพัะธั. ะะพะถะตะผ ะฒัััะตัะธััั ะฒะตัะตัะพะผ ะฒัะฟะธัั ะฟะธะฒะฐ, ะฒั ะฝะต ะฟัะพัะธะฒ?
ะะพะฝะตัะฝะพ! ะะฐะฒะฐะนัะต ะธะผะตัั ะฟะธะฒะพ ะฒะตัะตัะพะผ. ะฏ ะฟะพัะปั ะฒะฐะผ ัะพะพะฑัะตะฝะธะต, ะบะพะณะดะฐ ะผั ะฒะตัะฝัะปะธัั ะธะท ะณะฐัะฐะถะฐ. ะฅะพัะพัะพ?
ะฅะพัะพัะพ! ะัะดั ัะฐะด ะฒะธะดะตัั! )
ะัะต ั ะพัะพัะพ. ะะพัะพัะธะบะปั ะณะพัะพะฒ. ะัััะตัะฐ ะฒ 7 ะธะปะธ 8? ะฅะพัะพัะพ?
ะ 8 ัะฐัะพะฒ ะฒะตัะตัะฐ. ะฏ ะฟัะธะตะดั ะทะฐ ะฒะฐะผะธ ะฝะฐ ะฐะฒัะพะผะพะฑะธะปะต ะบ ะณะพััะธะฝะธัะต.
ะฏ ะฝะฐ ะผะตััะต ๐
ะั ะฒััะปะธ. 5 ะผะธะฝ!
Watching you guy(s) is truly an inspiration, rare of us will have a guts to obtain life (and ass) changing experience like this. …or rare of us are suffering as bad and complete lack of self judgement like our hero’s here. Either way, this is aaaabsolutely fing-fantastic story! When yer back, let’s see is there a possibility for another Quarter Intoxicationโข, will provide the beer(s) to hear more!
Cheers mate, and hope final leg of the trip goes as well as the beginning!
Oh, and where I can get official Hobo t-shirt (preferring not field-used)? Just shut up and take my money for it!
Thanks bro, never underestimate the power of the male ego combined with a complete lack of self-criticism. It’ll land you in a sticky situation every time ๐ It’s QI time for sure. With guns, as usual, right? It’s been pretty mission orientated and disciplined here. Only one sketchy night with Wildriver MC in Novosibirsk during our service break.
I’ll save you a T when I print more.
Later, amigo.
Hey man, excitingly waiting for the report. Keep the M PAWA spread!
Sure thing buddy! Are you still in Magadan, waiting for a ship south? M-PAWA!
Thank you for sharing and congrats to your blog! It’s clean, your texts are amazing to read and the images speak for themselves. I am looking forward to reading the full report as I am planning the same trip on the same bike at some stage soon. Thank you! Awesome!
Thanks for the feedback, Robin. Let me know if there’s anything I can help you with while planning your trip. Roll safe!
Safe and sound back home! Kiva kuulla. Ja upeaa nรคhdรค tuota kyrillistรค kirjailua, kieli varmasti hyvin hanskassa!
So stoked for this story!
Your blog is one of my favorites, great writing, amazing photography, and awesome stories.
Definitely an inspiration!
Thanks for taking the time to write it
Great story man! Waiting for the next post on this trip.
Ens kerralla sitten tuonne: http://imgur.com/a/J7kZJ?gallery
Hienoja kuvia! On listalla ๐
@hobo:
Itยดs a pleasure to read your travelreports. Iยดm wishfully locking forward to week 4 and continous of eastern dirt.
Thanks so much for doing the hard work of sharing your adventure. Top!
*thumpsup*
Thanks Tom! Sorry for not replying earlier. I’m headed back into Russia in the morning and have been busy with the preparations. ED14 will also be on hold for at least a week.
No hurry! Autumn is just incoming. I’m happy with a good read during the cold season. Your blog is quiet impressive, and so are the links to other adventurers are! So i’ve a lot to read in the meanwile. Tx a lot for sharing! Enjoy your adventure!
Thanks Tom. Have a great winter and ride safe!
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Hi,
Very inspirational RR! I am now in the visa preparation process to pursue a similar rideroute starting from switzerland. We are planning to join up with you route at Uvsin Khar, and then more or less follow it all the way to Tallinn.
Did you go with a double entry business visa to escape the obligation to follow a snug travel itinerary and having to sleep at hotels every night? Also, do you know if its enough to sleep at a hotel one night (before 7 working days of entering Russia), getting the visa registered, and then one is free to camp for the rest of the duration?
Many thanks for helping a fellow hobo,
PS I would also be extremely interested in recommended itineraries or gps tracks if you have any?